Some people just get what they deserve. Should you find yourself on Party Poker with ageorge83, feel free to tell him he is an asshole. You don’t have to do it gratuitously, he will certainly make you want to do so without any prompting from me. The first few orbits were plagued with his criticism of everyone at the table. Comments about stupid calls, stupid folds and anything else he deemed worthy of derision. Essentially any play that wasn’t his own. For instance:
DragonBall07 raises (535) to 535 [ Kh Ah ] (DragonBall07 is all-in)
ageorge83 calls (520) [ Td Ad ]
[ 3s, Kc, Qh ] [ Jh ] [ 3h ]
ageorge83 balance 420, lost 535 [ Td Ad ] [ a straight, ten to ace—Ad,Kc,Qh,Jh,Td ]
DragonBall07 balance 1140, bet 535, collected 1140, net +605 [ Kh Ah ] [ a flush, ace high—Ah,Kh,Qh,Jh,3h ]
Not only did a(hole)george83 lose the pot, he showed an alarming ignorance about the meaning of the simple term “rivered”:
ageorge83: OMY nice river
Ugartes_PG: nice call genius!
usscatdaddy1: you got smoked
arohm: you got served
ageorge83: i got rivered MORON
Ugartes_PG: ????
ageorge83: i hsd the str8 loser
arohm: but you lost
ageorge83: I GOT RIVERED
ageorge83: it happens
ageorge83: MORON
arohm: but you lost
arohm: and you had the worst hand going in
arohm: so you suck
usscatdaddy1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a
arohm: A10 all in great play
The guy was dominated preflop, hit a miracle gutshot on the turn and then bitched when the heart flush hit on the river. That, my friends, is not “getting rivered”; it is “receiving justice”. And nobody had it coming it more than that guy.
FYI: arohm had to take the lead in schooling the idiot in the chat because Zinester was sweating my play. She simultaneously appealed to the better angels of my nature (requesting that I not trash talk) AND reminded me not to tap the glass. I soooo wanted to jump in, though.
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