If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
UPDATE: eBay, in their stilted corporate vision, has decided that Zinester was insincere about her intentions to sell advertising space on her colon. This is particularly disheartening because she had just been interviewed for a possible article in The Guardian.
One person decided to use Ebay to sell advertising on his forehead. Once it hit the mainstream media, of course, there were soon dozens of copycats selling space on their foreheads, asses, chests (chests chests), etc.
Inspired by these entrepreneurs, Zinester has decided to offer advertisers a unique opportunity: Buy ad space on her colon.
Though invisible to the average eye, my colon will be viewed by an affluent audience of medical professionals. Overpriced pharmaceuticals, diuretics, and Frito-Lay products are a natural fit, but keep in mind that doctors enjoy a wide array of luxury products, too.
UPDATE: One man has invented an ingenious solution to the profusion of forehead ads: The Forehead Ad Blocker. But the colon ad is unstoppable!
