Where things can get pretty igry ...Rick's Cafe Americain

I bought in for 50 (the minimum) and played limit hold ‘em for an hour or so, just to try out the pretty nifty 3-D interface.  After getting pocket aces cracked by trip eights on the river after trying to slowplay them UTG, I decided it was time to pack it in.  But I got decent cards behind the BB, and got sucked into a couple more hands, and then I got dealt pocket cowboys in late position. 

So I raised, and got a bunch of callers.  The flop came with garbage (9 high), and somebody bet into me.  I raised, and got a few callers.  The turn helped nobody and my bet knocked out the remaining stragglers, leaving me and my caller heads up. the river’s a 10, and I bet into him.  He raises, and I call, wondering if he didn’t get trip 10’s.

Hardly.  My little friend called me to the river with 9/10o, and cracked my KKs.  With 5 dollars left, I got shitty cards and one shitty flop, and I was done.  Fifty bucks gone in less than two hours.  I’m going to bed now, but I have a message for that little chaser: I know what you look like, man, and if I ever run into you on the street (it will be hard to miss a giant silver android with glowing red eyes), you’ll see what chasing really is.