Rick's Cafe Americain

Conservatives keep showing me that silly blue-and-red map, and crowing about how much red there is, as if this is proof that my beliefs and ideologies are erroneous.  But that is deeply flawed reasoning, and not just because a lot of those red spots have, like, thirty (related) people in them.

I guess I must not be a conservative, then, because the only way that map means anything is if we start determining the outcome of elections in terms of sheer surface area.