Rick's Cafe Americain

I see that on Wednesday President Bush pardoned two turkeys. Apparently even in Texas a turkey is too retarded to execute.

Bonus one-liner: Was that the first time that Alberto Gonzales recommended clemency?

Double bonus one-liner: While recommending that the birds not be killed, Gonzales did say that it would be OK to torture them for information.

The WSJ ran a story a few years ago about the fact that turkeys are the stupidest animals. When it rains, they look up, their mouths loll open, and they drown on the rain. That’s all’s I’ve got to say about that.

Hmmmm.