Rick's Cafe Americain

From the New York Times:

With tens of thousands of their citizen soldiers now deployed in Iraq, many of the nation’s governors complained on Sunday to senior Pentagon officials that they were facing severe manpower shortages in guarding prisoners, fighting wildfires, preparing for hurricanes and floods and policing the streets.

Dear Leader assured the gov’nors that as soon as he wins re-election, they’ll get their draft^H^H^H^H^H manpower.