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After returning to New York after a week in Florida, the first thing I did was drop $60.

Thursday I went to Mauzone, a kosher deli in Queens with Brother of Ugarte. My mother had a “Buy 10 Chicken Specials, Get One Free” card that would have expired today. A chicken special is 2 whole roasted chickens, plus a jar of soup, plus a pound of salad. She had 8 punches on the card.

So now we have six chickens, three jars of soup and three pounds of various salads in our fridge. It feels like after spending a week with Zinester’s family for Christmas I had to do something really jew-y once I got back to New York. Loading up on chicken just because it was a good deal fits the bill, I think.

After figuring out how to fit so much goddamn chicken into my fridge, I went to R Bar for my first set back in New York.

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