2010

July

• Monk's Trunk

• New in Brooklyn: Monk's Trunk Children's Resale and Consignment

2009

January

• A proposal for a new emoticon

• So much for term limits

2008

December

• A Tale of Two Sidneys

November

• The Yes Men, the Anti-Advertising Agency, Improv Everywhere and Me

October

• An open apology to my GOP friends

• Presidential Debate #3: McCain's Sad Last Stand

• Toxic Cloud Passes Through Pennsylvania

• Debate preview

• VP Debate instant analysis

September

• Debate wrapup

• Can We Do This When People Stop Disliking Me?

• REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

• A Heartbeat Away?

• John McCain: Expert in Calling Himself an Expert at Things

• Two Open Letters

July

• Hello World

May

• Adult Education: Copycats

• Adult Education: Babies and American Industry

March

• Let's Go Red!

February

• Guess who's coming to dinner?

• Tonight: Match Game 2008 at Magnetic Field

January

• Adult Education in New Yorker and TimeOut

• Adult Education

• Coming Soon: Adult Education

• The first joke of the year

2007

November

• Hey world, are you sure Scott Boras is a moron?

• Hawthorne Street

• Pant-Hoot: November 20th

• Game On, Part Deux

• Hi. I'm Ethel.

• The Ramble: No-Salad Days

September

• Pant-Hoot! Tonight!

• Between the New Year and the fast, Comedy!

• The Ramble: Disaster is the new mission

• I'm just sayin'

August

• Pant-Hoot!

• I'm hosting a great new comedy show

• I no longer believe in non-violence as a solution

• The Ramble: McDonald's Feels Your Pain

July

• The Ramble: Dog Days

June

• Warning Signs

• Virtual Notepad

• Ramble: Schlub Edition

• Endearingly Chubby, Take 2

• Easy Joke Thursday

• Look Out Below

• Like Riding A Bicycle

• Business Casual Blues

• Back Surgery

• The Ramble Reaches 2007

May

• Two Short Rambles

• Cornrows, bitches

• Welcome to the Neighborhood

• Debut of The Ramble

• Random Pre-ramble Quotes

• The Inaguaral Reposting of The Ramble

• Everyone's a Winner

April

• Taping Show coming up!

• 2 Birds With One Stone

• Euphemisms Gone Wild

• Fake News from a Source You Can Trust

March

• Student-Athletes?

• Football Would Have Violated MLK's Non-Violence Principles

February

• Checkpoint Cheney

• Who let the LAPD start doing drug testing for the Tour de France?

• Tomorrow's law, today

January

• MurdochSpace

• But isn't that the right answer?

• On the Importance of Timely Filing

2006

December

• A Minor Lamentation About The Undue Attention Being Lavished on The New Orleans Saints

November

• Thank you Pearatty!

August

• Losing teams make strange bedfellows

• What happens when you have a Carnival based economy?

July

• More shows. Corn rows.

• Kissing ass and taking names

June

• Where's your messiah now?

May

• A tough law to swallow

• MySpace

• Doppelganger

• Attend at your own risk

• Ritch Duncan

• This is what it sounds like when judges cry

April

• That's why they want to hide behind a fence

• Email Advisory

• He's not as happy as I am

• And Ticketmaster has no decency

• It's snowing

• Emily Epstein

March

• Hey, look! Content! Sort of.

• Performance update

• For posterity. And bookers.

February

• Lily what?

• I Had Outs

• Lindsayism

• Playing to type

• Joaquin Ochoa

• Judgment call

• Lower your expectations