Monday, April 23, 2007
 2 Birds With One Stone

From the AP:

[F]ormer Arkansas governor [Mike Huckabee] also left open the possibility that, if elected, he would increase the number of U.S. troops in Iraq and change the Pentagon’s policy on gay service members, although he insisted he would take his cues from military commanders on both fronts.

As a guy so Christian that he doesn’t believe in evolution, I’m going to guess that he takes a hard biblical line on homosexuality also. So he is wrapping the entire conservative agenda in a neat little bow by upping the active duty military in Iraq by sending homosexuals to die.

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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
 He's not as happy as I am

Here is Tom DeLay’s mug shot:
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Here is Tom Delay after resigning from Congress:
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Sorry Williamsburg hipsters. The award for most effective use of irony goes to ... Tom DeLay’s smile!

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Thursday, March 31, 2005
 Is it time to bring back the ERA?

I recently noticed that conservative sites have been calling the departed ‘martyr’ “Terri Schindler-Schiavo."

There isn’t much that is funny about the Terri Schiavo story (which isn’t to say that I haven’t been trying to write jokes). Still, who would have thought that it would have resulted in an outbreak of feminism?

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Friday, February 25, 2005
 Sure she's a liar, a warmonger, and a whore, but she's a minority!

So I click over to Alarming News, since I linked to it in my last post, and almost immediately remembered why I don’t go there much anymore.  Even before the obligatory Vincent Gallo post, I was already banging my head against the desk.  Karol’s “daydream” is that Cheney will step down (or die?) so that Condi can become Vice President.

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Monday, January 17, 2005
 I should be offended

... but I’m not because it is just too funny.

Somebody in Germany - or a group of somebodies - has been commenting on America (one assumes) by planting little U.S. flags in piles of dogshit. Thousands so far. Messages as general as this are hard to agree or disagree with. There are plenty of specific things worth a statement like that right now, but plenty of reasons why I’ve never seriously considered living in any other country.

In any event, the article is reading for the legal analysis alone.

Hat tip to Todd Morman, though not on his blog.

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
 Is Rumsfeld Going to be the New Home Land Security Chief?

I heard on the radio that Bush nominated a jerk-off.

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004
 Stingy, indeed

After being called “stingy” by a UN official, the U.S. has stepped up its initial offer of aid to tsunami victims in Asia from $15 million to $35 million—about what Bush’s inauguration is expected to cost..

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Thursday, November 11, 2004
 What happens next?

1.  Let’s say that there are free and open elections in Iraq in January. 

2.  And let’s say they elect an Islamist leader not beholden to the U.S. (which seems likely if the elections actually are OPEN and FREE).

3.  Said leader then asks us to leave.

What happens next?

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Wednesday, November 10, 2004
 The Pope Wasn't Available?

In keeping with the Bush Administration’s policy of putting religion ahead of science, Dear Leader appointed Dr. W. David Hager to the FDA’s Reproductive Health Advisory Committee. Because why should the head of a committee on reproductive health believe in contraception? How reassuring that the White House doesn’t use a litmus test in its appointments.

Rhythym method, anyone?

In checking this story out, my crack research staff found that the e-petition that alerted me to the story has been going around since 2002, but since Hager was reappointed in June of this year, it doesn’t feel too stale to blog.

While I am not going to email anyone other than the White House, the text of the petition follows. 

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Monday, November 08, 2004
 What if he had picked Dick?

Calm down there Ugarte, my question is would Kerry have won if he had picked Gephardt as his VP?  As silly as that sounds, ask yourself the following questions.

(1) What states that Bush lost would he have won if Dick rather than John had been VP (remember, Edwards did not even deliver N.C.)?

(2) Could Gephardt have delivered Missouri (probably) and Iowa (maybe)?  And yes, those two would have been enough.

And Dick might have delivered more labor union support—I think I read Kerry did not do as well there as Dems usually do.  Probably doesn’t make the difference in Ohio, but maybe.

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 They "Strengthen" Social Security Programs, Don't They?

Now that President Bush has announced that Social Security reform is at the top of his list, I’m eager to see what his plan is for reviving that haggard old nag.

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Friday, November 05, 2004
 My Kid Brother Gets Serious

Exit polls are much maligned, especially in the wake of the debacle of this year’s exit polling. But what if it wasn’t completely wrong. The late exit poll returns were not as off as the early returns. And the exit polls have typically been accurate in the past. Why were they so off this time?

Brother of Ugarte has some thoughts about this year’s voting in Ohio:

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Wednesday, November 03, 2004
 I knew

I sort of knew that it was over in Florida before Wednesday. Some Floridians I know, Republicans that despised the way Bush has conducted the war in Iraq and had previously sworn that they wouldn’t vote for him, couldn’t wrap their minds around the idea of a John Kerry as President of the United States. They had voted for Bush before I arrived and had a chance to try and talk them out of it. Another friend, a gay early-twenty-something also said that he was going to vote for Bush. I may have talked him out of it—I’ll never ask, so I’ll never know—but I was obviously trying to drain the ocean with a teaspoon. These people were like a bellwether of Bush’s victory; they didn’t like Bush but they really didn’t like Kerry. And they voted. With that news, I took everything I heard thereafter—the final Monday polls and the afternoon exit polling—with a grain of salt.

I was disappointed but not surprised at the final result. All of the Floridians I am talking about were bright folks; they fall into a separate category from the people I bemoaned in Karol’s comments. They are people who would have fired Bush if the Democrats had a better candidate. They wanted to vote FOR somebody, not AGAINST somebody and Kerry didn’t inspire them at all. I can only shrug my shoulders and wonder what might have been if Howard Dean had won. The voters uncomfortable with the President’s performance clearly didn’t want Bush-lite; not when they could just keep Extra Strength Bush. But I think they would have given much more consideration to an anti-Bush.

Anyway, here are some random notes on my Florida experience.

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 A Victory . . . But For Whom?

Certainly for Bush.  We now have 4 more years of this guy, except now the gloves are off.  He’s no longer beholden to the people for re-election, but with a return to the private sector looming large on the horizon, he is as much as ever a slave to the special interests who put him where he is today.

Here are my predictions for the next 4 years, and I hope to God I am wrong about every one:

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Monday, November 01, 2004
 Walkabout in Florida

The volunteer lawyers for Kerry in Pinellas County didn’t have anything particularly legal for us to do today, so they sent us out canvassing in St. Petersburg. Zinester and I took our list and headed out to Kenwood Circle near the Five Points neighborhood in St. Pete.

We had a list of Kerry-friendly voters - all registered Democrats, purged of known absentee ballot voters and known Bush-supporters. We didn’t expect many people to be home, but the response was far better than we imagined. Not only were there a lot of people home on a Monday afternoon, but they all knew their polling places and intend to vote tomorrow. And they didn’t say it in that “I’ll-say-anything-to-get-you-off-my-porch” sort of a way. Floridians are ready to get out and vote; I don’t think anything could stop them.

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