Tuesday, November 09, 2004
 Keep on Counting

I’m too weary of the recount nightmare of 2000 to really want to relive it. On the other hand, I’m glad that somebody is paying attention to some odd numbers coming out of Ohio and Florida. I wouldn’t have pegged Keith Olbermann as the guy to do it, but good for him.

This is probably going to be nothing more than a historical curio like Cook County in 1960, but I want people to keep on reviewing the record. History should know the weakness of Bush’s mandate when it looks back on how he fucked our country.

Some very good voting-machine analysis was done by this guy. It also will probably, sadly, amount to nothing more than the sort of thing liberals rant about when they get a little drunk, but the work should be done even if nobody hears the screams from the ivory tower.

Hat tip to Iocaste.

NOTE: James pointed out to me that Cuyahoga County, home of far more votes than voters according to Olbermann, went 2-1 for Kerry. This obviously makes it less likely that Kerry actually “won” Ohio, but doesn’t change at all the logic for reviewing all the records and counting every vote.

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 My Blue Heaven (or, Go Fuck in a Red State)

Conservatives keep showing me that silly blue-and-red map, and crowing about how much red there is, as if this is proof that my beliefs and ideologies are erroneous.  But that is deeply flawed reasoning, and not just because a lot of those red spots have, like, thirty (related) people in them.

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Monday, November 08, 2004
 Mission Accomplished

“Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed."

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 What if he had picked Dick?

Calm down there Ugarte, my question is would Kerry have won if he had picked Gephardt as his VP?  As silly as that sounds, ask yourself the following questions.

(1) What states that Bush lost would he have won if Dick rather than John had been VP (remember, Edwards did not even deliver N.C.)?

(2) Could Gephardt have delivered Missouri (probably) and Iowa (maybe)?  And yes, those two would have been enough.

And Dick might have delivered more labor union support—I think I read Kerry did not do as well there as Dems usually do.  Probably doesn’t make the difference in Ohio, but maybe.

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 Run!

This is my official announcement: application lottery permitting, I am going to run in the 2006 NYC Marathon.

This will sound ridiculous to most people that know me. I am 5’10” and weigh about ~208. That is not a marathoner’s figure. I also have a bad back and the cardiovascular fitness of an 89-year-old with emphysema. Plus I don’t take the stairs two flights up unless I have to.

Still, watching the marathon has inspired me. Friends who have trained for and completed the race have inspired me. Knowing that each passing year makes it less likely that I will be able to get into marathon-shape has inspired me. Losing over 30 pounds in the last 18 months has made me think that it is possible.

And so I am going to go for it.

Congratulations to the 2004 winners: Hendrik Ramaala (RSA) and Paula Radcliffe (GBR).  Congrats also to US top tenners Meb Keflezighi (2) and Ryan Shay (9).

With that, I give you my marathon joke, one that is unlikely to ever see the stage because it is already dated and I didn’t think of it until Sunday morning:


 The Party of Hate

A recurring theme in (neo)conservative attacks on liberals over the past four years has been hatred.  Liberals hate America; liberals hate guns; liberals hate God; liberals hate Israel; liberals hate our troops; and so on. Democrats have been called “the party of hatred".  I presume this is all meant as criticism.

So why do conservatives hate homosexuals so much?  Just what, exactly, are they afraid of?

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 They "Strengthen" Social Security Programs, Don't They?

Now that President Bush has announced that Social Security reform is at the top of his list, I’m eager to see what his plan is for reviving that haggard old nag.

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Sunday, November 07, 2004
 Read This!

As I’ve said before, the new issue of Stay Free! magazine is out, and available throughout Brooklyn.

I have one article in there and contributed to another. Zinester conducted three great interviews including one with Jake, the cover model for this issue and a Park Slope institution. Francis Heaney also has an interview with excellent local comic Eugene Mirman. This stuff is just the tip of the iceberg in a great issue.*

Even Gawker has taken notice, so shouldn’t you?


Friday, November 05, 2004
 My Kid Brother Gets Serious

Exit polls are much maligned, especially in the wake of the debacle of this year’s exit polling. But what if it wasn’t completely wrong. The late exit poll returns were not as off as the early returns. And the exit polls have typically been accurate in the past. Why were they so off this time?

Brother of Ugarte has some thoughts about this year’s voting in Ohio:

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 See This!

I am in the 9PM show tonight at Stand Up New York on a bill with people who I can’t name because this club hasn’t gotten its shit together and put its schedule on its website.

Still, I’ve got 10 minutes and the show will rock.

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 Just When You Thought It Was Over

So now comes word that a computer malfunction (no reason to call it anything else ... yet) wildly overstated Bush’s vote total in one Columbus precinct.

Please tell me that this happened all over Ohio. Pretty please? I think we only need, like, 40 more of these to take the state. On a more serious note, this shows that we should all support Black Box Voting’s effort to review the internal logs from the electronic voting machines across the country.

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 Fun With Maps

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via Sister of Rick I (aka “Bongwater").

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 No Time For Pussies

Jeff Goldstein over at Protein Wisdom (an arch-conservative, but often hysterically funny blog) has been rightly mocking the bipartisan calls for “healing" because he knows that the Republicans whipped our asses.

We don’t need “healing,” we need sane policy. If the Democrats aren’t willing to fight for what they know is right—war requires justification, economic justice requires progressive taxation, homosexual relationships deserve recognition, women’s rights and the rest of what the party holds as central to its mission of protecting the weak from the powerful—they will have earned the electoral rejection that they will certainly face in 2006, 2008 and thereafter.

Cass Sunstein sounds the alarm for the party, and you should watch the commercial (or, more accurately, click on the commercial and then surf in another browser for a while) to read his essay in Salon.

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Thursday, November 04, 2004
 Maybe I Need To Check My Glasses

Am I nuts or did Theresa wink at John Edwards after the concession speech? First John Heinz, then John Kerry - I think this woman really wants to be the First Lady.

Judy Nathan, watch your back. Theresa already got to Elizabeth Edwards.

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 Nutcase ISO Nutcase

I’m upset about the election, and I wish I could change the results. But I’m not sure that, even if he gets a response, this guy is going to get the catharsis he is seeking. Particularly if the guy who responds to his ad is, say, him.

So, Ace? Ken? Jheka? Is anyone up for the challenge?

If anyone takes this guy on, I’d love to read his blog the next day.

UPDATE: Craigslist took the post down. And since I’ve read that very few bloggers actually click through anyway, much less read the comments, I figure you wouldn’t see this otherwise.  The post said:

Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight.

I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger. If you are one, have a fiery streek, please contact me so we can meet and physically fight. I would like to beat the shit out of you.

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