Two Short RamblesI didn’t send out many updates last Fall. The next interesting thing I wrote was right before the election
Today was Hallowe’en! Oooooo! Scary! It was particularly scary to see Kerry rise from the dead at the very peak of the Democrats’ popularity, only to say stupid things in public on the eve his party’s anticipated recapture of at least one house of Congress. Yes, John, we know that you didn’t mean to call the troops stupid.
Still, since everyone thinks that it was a Freudian slip, rather than merely a malaprop, maybe shutting the hell up would be good for your party and your country. Agreed? Agreed. Thanks John. And no, I am not going to vote for you in the primary, so as soon as the election is over, please touch a chatty page in a secret place.
That was pretty short, so here is another one.
I thought that I might have something to say, but I have nothing to say. No news, good or bad, has graced me over the last few weeks.
Except that the video camera that Steven and Wendy got me (er, us?) for our wedding is friggin’ amazing. So far I have only taped shows for me to review so that I can control my tics (current tic: my hand flops around like a bass tossed onto the dock) and make myself more appealing for televison but I will soon be taping shows for transfer to audition DVDs, etc. Neat-o, as the kids say. Or would if they were more neat-o.
Step 1: Body control.
Step 2: Liposuction and a case of Whitestrips.
Step 3: Meet somebody that can get me on television.It is OK if Step 3 happens first, if anyone reading knows someone.
