Those Who TrespassI believe that Bill O’Reilly, not a man known for his candor, did indeed sexually harass Andrea Mackriss. I also think we’ll soon learn that Mackris caught at least some of O’Reilly’s perverted and humiliating behavior on tape. Not that having his pathetic sexual fantasies recorded is anything new for Mr. Fair and Balanced. You may remember the public ridicule he endured when Al Franken reprinted supposedly salacious excerpts from O’Reilly’s 1998 novel Those Who Trespass, including such purple erotic prose as this:
Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon’s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.
Shudder.
