Wednesday, December 17, 2003

No Sex Toys In Texas
A woman in Texas (and a member of the local chamber of commerce) faces charges after a sting operation on a Tuperware style party that features sex toys—or, as they are known by the politically correct, marital aids. Apparently, adult stores get around Texas laws by posting signs that say the toys should only be used as novelties, while these women had the audacity to not participate in that little charade.
It is good to know that the Texas police are keeping dildos out of our bedrooms, but if everything is bigger in Texas, I am not sure what they are so worried about.

No Sex Toys In Texas
A woman in Texas (and a member of the local chamber of commerce) faces charges after a sting operation on a Tuperware style party that features sex toys—or, as they are known by the politically correct, marital aids. Apparently, adult stores get around Texas laws by posting signs that say the toys should only be used as novelties, while these women had the audacity to not participate in that little charade.
It is good to know that the Texas police are keeping dildos out of our bedrooms, but if everything is bigger in Texas, I am not sure what they are so worried about.
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