Where's your messiah now?

Clara Jean Brown of Baldwin, Alabama was at home praying that her family would be safe from a storm raging outside. Alas,

... while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.

She said ‘Amen’ and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.

How much sin does it take for God to answer your prayers with a hearty Burn the Witch?

Religion is a hell of a racket. God up and punched this woman in the face and she feels blessed by it. And to answer a science question: The power of prayer? Roughly 1,000,000,000 volts.

Hat tip to bOINGbOING.

Posted by Ugarte
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The lightning evidently destroyed the robot that updates this site, too.

Posted by Old Hickory  on  07/13  at  04:07 PM

Holy shit. Pot, kettle. Don’t you need to respond to Bill in “the forums”?

Anyway, you shouldn’t be too surprised. This site has already been declared dead and I update the calendar as appropriate.

Posted by Ugarte  on  07/13  at  05:01 PM

“Pot, kettle” - what are these, euphamisms for you physique?  Congrats on killing your blah-g.  Go clean your room.

Verification word: children.

Posted by Old Hickory  on  07/14  at  08:11 AM

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