It is preposterous that I could actually win this, but on the one-in-a-billion chance that this becomes a meme and gets viral like the Hank, the Angry, Drunken Dwarf thing, I’ll put it out there anyway:
Vote for me as “Best Male Comic” in the ECNY (Emerging Comics of New York) Awards. While you are there, throw in a couple of votes for my R Bar friends:
Brian Finkelstein for Best Director
Carter Edwards for Best Technician
R Bar for Best Venue
Monkeydick for Best Improv