OK, as a Jew who hasn’t seen the movie yet, here’s a message to anyone who, for whatever reason, thinks that Jews are bad people and/or should suffer because they killed The ChristTM.
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True - Jesus was born to die for our sins. However it happened, his death was written in stone.
Makes you wonder - if instead of being crucified, he wandered out in the street and got run over by a chariot, would Christianity have become the force it is today?
(It’s funnier if you say “run over by a bus, but there weren’t buses back then...and, you know, historical accuracy.)
What if he had been killed in a freak boating accident?
It would have to be a pretty freaky accident—that was one buoyant sonofavirgin.
It would have served him right for all that horsing around walking on water.
Though shall not joke about the Son of God in such a way. Blasphemers!!! I cast a curse upon your race for generations upon generations ... oh wait, that’s been done already. Never mind.
It’s not a race. And I believe this is where I came in. Dawn?
yeah, you people are not a race,you’re a religion. So, two Jewish people can be of different races, like whoopi and mel brooks.