Thursday, January 11, 2007
 MurdochSpace

News Corp (ie, Fox) now owns MySpace, so it isn’t surprising that they wouldn’t allow this ad:
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Of course, that only proves Common Cause‘s point.

Hat tip to the ACME mailing list

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
 A tough law to swallow

A Taiwanese legislator tried to stop debate on a bill to set up transportation links with China by grabbing the resolution and trying to swallow it.

Wang later spat out the document and tore it up after opposition lawmakers failed to get her to cough it up by pulling her hair.
When pressed for comment, she expressed surprise at how hard it was to chew up a document given how “easily George Bush chewed up and shit out the U.S. Constitution.”

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Friday, April 07, 2006
 That's why they want to hide behind a fence

AP Headline:

Hamas Hints at Recognition of Israel

How it reads in my head:

Hey, isn’t that Israel? It sure would be a shame if any of their enemies knew where they were. Because I have this rocket launcher just sitting here doin’ nothin’.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005
 New Stay Free!: Issue #24 is out

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Zinester and I can relax a llittle because the new issue of Stay Free! has been mailed to subscribers and distributed around Brooklyn. I have three articles in the magazine: interviews with sports economist/Ratner-consultant Andrew Zimbalist and anti-stadium activist and writer Neil DeMause about the Brooklyn Nets’ Atlantic Yards stadium proposal; an interview with Mark G. Peters, a candidate for Brooklyn D.A.; and a feature on fellow comic Mike Dobbins. There is so much other great stuff in the magazine.

* Zinester has a great article on the history of the advertising industry’s depiction of the “idiot” consumer
* Bill, the founder of flash mobs, looks back on his legacy in an interview by Francis Heaney
* A brief (and hilarious) history of McDonald’s commercials by former Onion and Late Night writer Tim Harrod
* Restaurant “reviews” by Eugene Mirman
* A photo essay of the Federation of Black Cowboys
* Negativland’s Mark Hosler interviews a man who makes robots for Christian theme parks
* Interview with Jeffrey Meikle, on the cultural history of plastic

There is a lot more, but I think I’ve said enough. A list of places in Brooklyn to pick up the magazine for free is below the fold (list in progress). If you want to subscribe, go here.


Wednesday, February 16, 2005
 USDOL: A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of the Wal-Mart Corporation

I’ve gotten into a comments section dispute with a couple of Dawn’s conservative friends (Ken and Yaron, for the record), over the evils of Wal-Mart. To see why I am right and they are wrong you can just read this article. That is neither here nor there.

What started the argument was, curiously enough, a disagreement over the wisdom of enforcing child labor laws. I thought this argument was settled in the 1700’s but I guess I was wrong. That, too, is neither here nor there because I don’t want to talk about the pissing contest.

I want to talk about what passes for law “enforcement” against large corporations by the U.S. Department of Labor.

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Thursday, January 06, 2005
 Behold the awesome power of Jon Stewart!

CNN cancels Crossfire

"I think [Stewart] made a good point about the noise level of these types of shows, which does nothing to illuminate the issues of the day,” [CNN/US President] Jonathan Klein said in an interview. Viewers need “useful” information in a dangerous world, he said, “and a bunch of guys screaming at each other simply doesn’t accomplish that."

Unfortunately Tucker Carlson isn’t going down with the ship. He jumped to MSNBC yesterday.

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004
 And in Other News . . .

A Florida motorist was arrested on Wednesday on charges of trying to run down U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris.  Details are still sketchy, but some reports suggest the man may have been intoxicated.  If so, prosecutors could add “impersonating the President of the United States” to the assault charges.

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Friday, October 15, 2004
 Those Who Trespass

I believe that Bill O’Reilly, not a man known for his candor, did indeed sexually harass Andrea Mackriss.  I also think we’ll soon learn that Mackris caught at least some of O’Reilly’s perverted and humiliating behavior on tape.  Not that having his pathetic sexual fantasies recorded is anything new for Mr. Fair and Balanced.  You may remember the public ridicule he endured when Al Franken reprinted supposedly salacious excerpts from O’Reilly’s 1998 novel Those Who Trespass, including such purple erotic prose as this:

Ashley was now wearing only brief white panties. She had signaled her desire by removing her shirt and skirt, and by leaning back on the couch. She closed her eyes, concentrating on nothing but Shannon’s tongue and lips. He gently teased her by licking the areas around her most sensitive erogenous zone. Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.

Shudder.

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Thursday, July 22, 2004
 9/11 Report

Is out.  Read it here.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
 Well, maybe it was his first time dealing with classified documents

I’m sorry, but I am troubled by Sandy Berger’s claim that he inadvertently removed classified materials from a secure government reading room.  Either he is lying, and he intentionally removed the materials, or he was reckless in his treatment of classified documents.  Neither is remotely acceptable, particularly for someone who is a former NSA.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004
 Shame on you.

Certain insurance companies have been conning our soldiers—especially the new recruits—into buying near-worthless investments.  Among other things, they hire retired officers to go in and give “compulsory briefings” that are actually insurance sales pitches, where, in one example, soldiers are told to sign papers they haven’t read and aren’t allowed to keep, which they are told are “investments” but turn out to be life insurance.  And not just life insurance, but life insurance that costs over 6 times what soldiers are paying for the army-provided life insurance and provides less than 1/6 the coverage.

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Friday, July 16, 2004
 This here's AMERICA.

Despite the disappointment I often express in my posts here, I am delighted to report that idealism and conviction are not dead in this country.  Some thing are still worth fighting for—and not just the constitutional right to deprive other Americans of a fundamental right based solely on their sexual preference.  No, Americans are also willing to stand up and join together to preserve something even more fundamental to this country and its proud history: racism. 

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 If we can put this guy in check . . .


. . . why can’t we find bin Laden? 

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004
 Your tax dollars at work (not theirs)

The New York Times reports today that, according to government estimates, over one third of all retirees with employee-sponsored prescription drug benefits will lose those benefits when Medicare begins to offer similar coverage in 2006. 

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Friday, May 07, 2004
 Goddamit, That Was Our Idea

It seems that someone has beaten us to our retirement plans by opening a Rick’s Cafe in Casablanca.  But she apparently decided that perhaps “Americain” isn’t the best thing to be these days.

Gutless.

Thanks to Al Can’t Hang for the link.

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