Where you left your keys ...Rick's Cafe Americain

Great comedy and information about monkeys and apes this Tuesday:

Tom Shillue (Conan O’Brien)
Becky Donohue (Premium Blend, Tough Crowd)
Jesse Popp (Premium Blend)
Joe Mande (Totally J/K)
Matt Taylor

Hosted by Charles Star with an educational interlude about chimpanzees by Monkeywire.

Pant-Hoot!
Magnetic Field
97 Atlantic Ave. between Hicks and Henry
Free! (and happy hour all night)

Hope you can make it,


(Feel free to reblog this...)

Originally written on August 24:

On Tuesday, when speaking to a VFW group, George Bush assured the assembled, and presumably memory-addled, veterans that we would not pull out of Iraq because millions suffered when we pulled out of Vietnam and he won’t repeat that mistake.

In other words, even though we have been chastised for years that we shouldn’t compare Iraq to Vietnam. Vietnam was a disaster. Vietnam was a quagmire. Vietnam was a unique mess, and to compare the war in Iraq to the Vietnam War is unfair and unpatriotic. Until today.

Today, we can compare the Iraq war to Vietnam, but not because (as most people have concluded) Iraq is, in fact a quagmire and a disaster, but because apparently WE NEEDED MORE VIETNAM.

As my officemate pointed out, this is probably not a conclusion he would have come to if he had actually had to serve in Vietnam. Then again, with a recent calculation showing that Bush spent over 1/4 of his presidency on vacation, he hasn’t exactly served in Iraq either.

Via Yahoo! News:

Craig begins campaign to save his seat

If you’re really worried, Larry, I’d start by cutting back on the anal sex. Though I’m told that it really isn’t that hard on you if your partner is considerate.