Checkpoint CheneyI read that there was an asassination attempt on Dick Cheney in Afghanistan yesterday. People made a big deal of it and I had a vision of shrapnel and glass flying and Secret Service agents and MPs throwing a kevlar blanket over him and hustling him to safety. Then I read today’s paper.
What kind of lame-ass assassination attempt was this? They were a mile away from the Veep.
I don’t know what the VP does in Afghanistan but we don’t usually make ours work at the security gate checking ID. Even if he would do less harm to the country that way.
